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Elf.
...now with robots. And some blonde kid.
WHY CAN’T I FIND A MAN LIKE HIM!?!
Not gonna lie, I just shed a few tears…
accurate depiction of what my exact reaction will be when that day comes
(Source: skadi-of-the-north)
WRITER PROBLEMS
Don’t you hate it when you’re just writing along and then you think wait would that even is that possible how does this work oh shit RESEARCH
And the next thing you know you have twenty million tabs open about everything from hydrogen engines to the psychology of serial killers to the evolution of the pronghorn
And then all of your creative energies fizzle out somewhere between looking up the Medival alchemic names for mercury and trying to teach yourself ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics
and the fic never gets written
staring vacantly at a screen thinking other people’s thoughts as the images flash wondering where my own thoughts went; I had so many of my own today, so many of my own today
“This piece was primarily a trust exercise, in which she told viewers she would not move for six hours no matter what they did to her. She placed 72 objects one could use in pleasing or destructive ways, ranging from flowers and a feather boa to a knife and a loaded pistol, on a table near her and invited the viewers to use them on her however they wanted.
Initially, Abramović said, viewers were peaceful and timid, but it escalated to violence quickly. “The experience I learned was that … if you leave decision to the public, you can be killed… I felt really violated: they cut my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the public. Everyone ran away, escaping an actual confrontation.”
This piece revealed something terrible about humanity, similar to what Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford Prison Experiment or Stanley Milgram’s Obedience Experiment, both of which also proved how readily people will harm one another under unusual circumstances.”
This performance showed just how easy it is to dehumanize a person who doesn’t fight back, and is particularly powerful because it defies what we think we know about ourselves. I’m certain the no one reading this believes the people around him/her capable of doing such things to another human being, but this performance proves otherwise.”
this is why performance art is important
(Source: andrewfishman)
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
HAH!
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about^That.
this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank.
Now /that’s/ a metaphor
no actually that’s a simile
I Make Up A New One Weekly
- Me: Evie gives no fucks.
- Elf: Gave 'em all away, huh?
- Me: No, I'm hoarding them all.
- Me: HOARDING ALL THE FUCKS
- Elf: That's gonna be the new catchphrase.
